But, not necessarily in that particular order...
Over the past 10 days or so several "strange" things have happened (or I have happened upon several strange things?...one never knows). As I was walking back from JD's place today, I started thinking of some of these bizarre happenings--my own mental musings were sparked by a simple flashback to wandering down the very same street where only days earlier I had stopped to take note of the movies playing at the local theatre, suddenly turned around to leave, and nearly stepped on a dead chicken, head and neck lurching out of a bag, eyes glossed and somewhat "perky." Recalling the feel of nausea and disgust naturally led me directly to the other "strange" things rummaging around in the backyard of my brain. How these things seem to escape simple everyday conversation, I quite honestly don't know. But anyway, here goes.
Top three strange things that I have stumbled upon (you can rank them if you like, since I can't seem to find a good "order" of strangeness, strangosity, strangementedliness, strangeryeous, ersumthing....):
1. An email from the U of M Orthopaedic Surgery Department titled "Mouse surgeries"
Text as follows:
Hi Pernillie, This is Jason over in Kurt Hankenson's lab. I wanted to let you know that we were doing some more ovarectomy surgeries on Monday around 9:30 if you were interested in observing any more of them. This time there will be some genuine surgeries instead of them all being just shams. If you're interested, let me know. Thanks, Jason2. A photo on flickr titled
"French Chicken"3. A
movie that Jean-Claude Van Damme
and Raul Julia made--
together! Unbelievable. Absolutely fucking unbelievable.
So, just to clear up for everyone in case anyone should leave this blog entry feeling a bit confused-- 1. In addition to all the "fake" mouse surgeries taking place at UM laboratories, there are, in fact
, "real" ones which should interest us and which Pernillie may or may not watch. 2. Chickens can act
or be stage props in Frenchy theatrical performances in Tokyo
or Paris, although the best combo seems to be men in underwear with chickens. and 3. Raul Julia must have done a shitload of drugs before agreeing to play an evil dictator in
Streetfighter opposite Jean-Claude Van Damme. Wow. I guess all I can say in the end is strange, very strange indeed.